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Archive for the ‘Wheezes’ Category

Simon’s Cat

I’ve never heard of Simon’s Cat, but there was a video posted on one of the blogs I read daily about foster kittens.  This has to be funny enough that even non-cat lovers will enjoy it.   Oh, my head!  This is exactly what I live with every day.

Hot Crime Items at Walgreens

I went to Walgreens tonight to pick up a prescription and get some toiletry items.  Let me say here that I love Walgreens and we’ve been going steady ever since I broke up with Eckerd’s many years ago.  I almost never have a bad experience at Walgreens. Tonight’s experience wasn’t bad.  It was more funny [...]

My First Hate Comment

I am so proud.  You’re just not a real blogger until a complete stranger Googles for “2004 nissan altima rims”, lands on your blog, and leaves a hateful comment.  I was going to just delete it because it’s MY blog!  But I’m just too dang proud.  *wipes a tear*

This Made Me Wheeze

Enough said.

More Nissan Altima Rims

This is obviously a big deal around here.  I went to Subway tonight to grab a sandwich and was treated to a profoundly disturbing sight.  There were two guys in the parking lot…  both with Nissans…  who had stopped to compare their rims.  I kid you not.  They had parked next to each other in [...]

More Achy Breaky

My younger sister isn’t thrilled with my assessment of Billy Ray Cyrus.  Heh.  So, I’ll give it a little more thought.  *thinks*  Yeah.  No, he’s still gross.  And with no disrespect to my sister (it’s not her fault she loves country), I really don’t understand why Mr. Cyrus got famous in the first place.  I [...]

Achy Breaky

This just makes me laugh, even though I hate Billy Ray Cyrus, hate country music, hate country dancing.  First, let’s look at Billy Ray’s video and giggle-snort over his hair.  Dang, boy.  Seriously, that’s not attractive.  Never was.  And, you know, I’d make fun of all the screaming women who actually think that stiff swagger [...]

Stupid Spam

I’m not talking about the luncheon meat.  Or whatever it is.  Although, I admit that I’ve eaten Spam in the past and liked it.  I used to fry it up in a pan, then put it on bread with Miracle Whip.  Hush.  It was good. However, that kind of Spam has brought me many joyful wheezes [...]

Disapproving Rabbit Has Mad Eating Skillz

This is just funny.

I Don’t Even Know What to Title This One

My mind boggles when I try to think of a clever title for this: This has been a source of ongoing amusement for a few months now.  Mostly since we moved into this house.  Yeah, I know that “pimping your ride” has been cool for quite awhile, especially in California.  I’ve even watched the TV [...]

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